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Cookies Demotivational Poster

FAIL WINNING - Sometimes you just fail so bad that you stumble into the realm of awe-inspiring winningness


TAGS: hulk cookies
Rating: 3.42/5

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LiquidSquid - December 29, 2010, 10:48 pm
Repetition A quality of many motifakes here on motifake.
SunnyDay - December 28, 2010, 7:21 pm
I beg to differ. Constant masturbation does not hurt. This is a urban legend. I am doing it as we speak and it does not hurt at all. Ouch !
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 4:17 pm
It's kinda funny in a subtle way....
LordKraven - December 27, 2010, 2:33 pm
is this just that bad or am i missing a really good joke?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 27, 2010, 2:52 am
You'll have a hard time selling bracelets here, Unless they relive the pain caused by constant masturbation, And you're willing to donate your Mom's face as a "receptacle".
TCSA - December 26, 2010, 10:12 pm
After being denied his favorite treat in favor of more healthy fare, Cookie monster finally reached his limit when forced to eat irradiated broccoli.
ICEMAN - December 26, 2010, 3:18 pm
Thanks, we never could have figured that out from the pic. 1L

WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.


SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt

TAGS: flexibility fat black stage cookies
Rating: 2.65/5

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Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:54 pm
I'm guissing that ... only n****.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:51 pm
What would you do for a family pack of Klondike Bars?

YOU - stole the cookie from the cookie jar

TAGS: cookies cat
Rating: 3.15/5

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SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:06 pm
Tiny kitten ballsack. How cuuuute!
Widow9669 - July 21, 2010, 11:38 pm
Who Me?


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

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BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L

en·tre·pre·neur -

TAGS: en tre pre neur girl scout cookies
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - February 24, 2014, 9:16 am
Saw this in the news. But only after I bought six boxes….ahem…..cases….seven cases. Twelve….not more than thirteen…cases….alright, I bought ‘em out…OKAAAAY?!
CloudchaserS - February 24, 2014, 4:19 am
Jimmy Fallon said that the next day, she retired and bought a mansion
MissPriss - February 23, 2014, 10:15 pm
Dam! Now I have to come up with another way to make money! I knew those Girl Scouts were smart...but not that smart. Ism pulls another 5L from my purse...thief!

The Son of Odin -

TAGS: thor odin cookies
Rating: 4.2/5

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lgvernon - July 8, 2013, 2:34 pm

Send him over!~
Reality Lord - July 8, 2013, 7:02 am


COOKIES - They make the never-ending battle against evil so worth it.

MMMM - COOKIES! - I smell fresh baked, chocolate chip cookies - mmmmm!!!

TAGS: obama cookies
Rating: 2.71/5

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agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:38 pm
Me too, but then, there wasn't.
spacedog - July 31, 2009, 11:44 am
Whew! I was a little worried from the title and the picture there was gonna be a caption about oreos.
Elder God Douchebag - July 31, 2009, 11:21 am
It is quite impossible to go wrong with chocolate chip cookies.

UH OH! - Terrorists have infiltrated the Postal Service.

TAGS: boom plane terrorism cookies
Rating: 2.2/5

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Fatty - April 21, 2009, 12:57 pm
Note: Matty is NOT Fatt Matt. Just making sure...
agdaniele - April 21, 2009, 1:01 am
I'll take over after that.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:29 pm
Matty - You should be beaten to your knees for this.


TAGS: godd*** lying fortune cookies pzy
Rating: 4.93/5

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pzykosiz - September 8, 2011, 7:33 pm
i baked one for each of us. she was supposed to get the one with the chloroform
Sean - September 8, 2011, 7:11 pm
This is wonderful. Uhmmm, be honest. The cookie ... you baked it yourself didn't you? And you mispelled her name on the fortune, eh?

THE PROBLEM WITH FOOD PROPOSALS - Is the awkward three hours it takes you to bake the cake saying "No."

GOLD AT THE END OF THE RAINBOW - Thank you Girls Scouts of America

TAGS: cookies girlscout bonanza rainbow wealth
Rating: 4.4/5

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MPsniper - February 21, 2012, 7:08 pm
sad thing is....the scout troop only sees about 60 cents per box sold. the troop is better off receiving a direct donation.


NOR COOKIES - I think if he had added that, we'd all be a lot more free.

TAGS: ben franklin cookies liberty safety humor doris
Rating: 2.9/5

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Bob Chin - July 2, 2009, 1:33 pm
Nor Beer!

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies -

TAGS: cookies
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 19, 2014, 2:05 pm

LOL, GhOst~~I really screw up the bell curve~~I make 'Kitchen Sink Cookies'. They contain oatmeal, coconut, two kinds of chocolate chips, sometimes some b***erscotch chips~~and pecans.


TAGS: oj steals prison cookies humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 27, 2013, 12:55 am

The background for this is that OJ was nabbed by prison guards on his way back to his cell from the mess hall. He had about a dozen oatmeal cookies hidden in his clothing. Quite a come-down for a Heisman Trophy-winning athlete.
lgvernon - September 26, 2013, 4:16 pm

Prison'll do that to a person. There's probably a whole lot of resentment going on, too. After all, he thought he was home free!~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2013, 4:12 pm
Whoa! Definitely wa5 inspired by the Cookie Monster, lol. What has happened to him?!? He really let himself go.

Tracking Cookies -


TAGS: motifake calendar pills and cookies
Rating: 4.7/5

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Sho - September 10, 2012, 11:30 pm
Feel5 like 2 eyes watching me sleep

Fraud! -

TAGS: cookies chocolate raisin trust deceived
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - January 7, 2014, 1:14 am
"I like oatmeal raisin cookies." Back you demon! The power of Christ compels you!
Silverheart - January 6, 2014, 1:16 pm
It's a special kind of disappointment, biting into a chocolate chip cookie... only to find out it's actually oatmeal raisin. I like oatmeal raisin cookies, but when you're expecting chocolate chip, not so much
lgvernon - January 6, 2014, 1:39 am

ATTICA! Attica! Attica!
MissPriss - January 5, 2014, 11:39 pm
Oh hun ain't words that can describe how much I hate raisins! They're the purest form of cruelty to instill upon poor gra**s. AND they look like wittle wabbit poops. I've got yer placard ready...protest at city hall tonight!
lgvernon - January 5, 2014, 10:53 pm

OK, this does it. We're definitely related. (Raising fist in anti-raisin solidarity with my fuzzy sister from the nort' country.)


COOKIES - are like true love. There's one out there for everyone.


AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)

TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!

CAVITY PREVENTION - You're doin' it wrong

TAGS: cake teeth cavity dentistry sweets cookies
Rating: 3.29/5

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agdaniele - October 11, 2009, 9:36 pm
IT's not like you can't have kool-aid, too. 5L

HAPPY MEAL - Whatever happened to the cookies after that scandal with Mayor McCheese.

TAGS: mcdonalds happy meal cookies mayor mccheese
Rating: 2.25/5

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John - August 12, 2009, 12:32 am
Shake-zula, the mic-rula...

HEY! - You There!

TAGS: unclesam hey you u cookies
Rating: 1.73/5

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Sidereal - February 3, 2010, 7:57 am
He may want to take you to a g** bar
Juggernaut00 - February 2, 2010, 3:33 pm
It's all about the fun buddy!
pieman - February 2, 2010, 2:14 pm
Thank you. I don't understand either. I think the Greybeards are having a secret contest where they create a second profile that gets the lowest ranking. No I am not parinoid. They are really out to get me.
vader - February 2, 2010, 2:08 pm
how could this be approved?

Analogy -

TAGS: love cookies
Rating: 5/5

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kirill - July 11, 2015, 10:36 am
They stop?

Prurient -

Cookies -

The Sith. -

TAGS: sith darkside jedi padawan cookies
Rating: 4.17/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 21, 2015, 12:40 pm
It may be a girl scout uniform, I didn't ever see that! This is the reason I hang around the SW forums, because the fans have a good sense of humor.
mizzdizz - June 20, 2015, 1:36 am
LOL! waaait a minute.... is that a girlscout uniform she's wearing? 5 L Luv your take on the old 'we have cookies' joke!